Bring on the Tiara
Last night I grilled hamburgers for my boys. This in light of the fact that I do not touch hamburger meat and do not eat hamburger meat by choice. A purely, altruistic gesture that I must remember when I apply for sainthood.
posted by Rocket Girl at 9:28 AM
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Reverence for COWS?! Are you freakin kidding me? I once sent a steak back because it was BROWN not bloody red raw the way a cow should be! umfph! I don't eat brown meat. Ground meat is just a waste for me - give me hunks and chunks or no meat at all. At a hamburger bar recently, I ordered cheese, pickle, onion, tomato, kethup and mustard - hold the burger. (which reminds me of Jack Nicholson's line in Five Easy Pieces when he wanted toast but had to order the entire chicken sandwich. Waitress: "You want me to hold the chicken?"
Jack: "I want you to hold it between your knees.")
And in case you are wondering, and I am sure you are, I don't eat jello or coconut either.
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